🚨Don't Follow This Page🚨
Brisket has his own page now and it's making me nervous! 😬
I've asked him to behave, I'm not sure what he's going to say, he does swear at times, but he wants to get his opinions out there 🆘
Judging by his intro post I'm not sure how this will end so please, if you see it or he invites you, tread carefully 😳
A snippet from his 'About section':
ABOUT ME 👉 I'm the 'Mascot' for Blue Bull Recruitment. I was sick of living in a field and barn with no conversation or stimulation. The farmer was rude and I helped so many other animals mooooooove on find a new life I decided to follow my own advice! My dream job was driving a Mini & selling drinks but I'm the wrong colour for that company 🥺
MY ACHIEVEMENTS 🏆 In my old career I was a prize winning Bull securing Supreme Champion in the rare Breed Livestock show at Cheshire County Show but it was too 'Tweed' for me so I retired early. I have successfully coached and inspired many other animals to get sh*t done, cut the bull and do what makes them happy. I've have coached a show pony on jumping, helping them secure a new life as a 1 Day Eventer (not before throwing in a dirty stop at a show 🤣) and I also helped the Collie's to learn coping techniques to keep their excitement at bay and not be so bloody neurotic all the time
WHAT I DO NOW 🤘 I love helping and inspiring people but I will say it as it is and that's why I set this page up - to have a voice. People are so polite all the time and, well, tweed! Saying what we should say not saying what needs to be said so I'm here to keep it real!
HOW CAN I HELP YOU❓ With the help of the Business owner and staff we will help you escape the boring barn you're stuck in and find you pastures new. Or if you're a farmer we will help you to increase your flock and learn to communicate so everyone around you understands you, well the team will, I can't 🙄
WHAT TO DO NOW⌛ I struggle to type - this has taken me hours so you're best to contact us on the business page or through the website we have set up (where you will see me!) You can also follow me for my opinion on recruitment and a general laugh, I love a crap joke! If you are easily offended or you're too 'Tweed' you might not want to do any of this and trot along 🚶♂️
Great to meet you all and I can't wait to see you discover your level of tweed!
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